February 13th, 2004 If we've learned anything from the Matrix Trilogy, it's that everything that has a beginning has a weak and unsatisfying end. So it must be for this little yellow comedy web site. The truth of the matter is, after four plus years of writing about reality TV, the Evil Dead trilogy, and breasts of every shape, color, and size, quite frankly, we're spent. The misinformants sincerely thank you for reading our stuff over the years, and occasionally even enjoying it. Although we've officially disbanded as an online comedy tour-de-force, the team lives on as splintered shards of unfocused creative energy jammed into the web. If you find yourself missing us, you can always... Visit Your Favorite Misinformant's Solo Gig By the misinformants Marcus - Wrote most of the Words, Did most of the Complaining What did Marcus do before misinformer.com? What has he done since? What is he doing right now? There's only one place to find out and not get a restraining order. Gary - Built all of the Toys, Wrote a lot of the Words, Grew most of the Beard The launch of GaryFixler.com has been indefinitely postponed, but you can still check out his Flickr photostream. SPUNKY - Drew all of the Pictures, Baked all of the Pies If you like Misty Misinformer, you'll love SPUNKY's online galleries of stunning character and concept art. Timb - Made most of the Music, Wrote some of the Words, Had all of the Velvet Pants Timb is mere minutes away from becoming this century's preeminent post-modern rock star. Buy his CDs now and you'll be able to say that you knew him back when he was just "Timberly from the block." Caster - Wrote all of the Playstation 3 Articles, Rested on Laurels I wrote a blog. Then I wrote a book. Sort of... Caster's Blog: A Geek Love Story Trixie - Made some of the Music, Wrote some of the Words, Had most of the Stalkers Trixie has eased off on the music scene to continue working towards her meteorology degree, but you can enjoy her classic hits and any new tunes that roll off of her sweet purple lips on her site. Mindy - Did most of the Personal Assisting, Was mostly just There Mindy doesn't have her own website, but she wanted to share this picture she took of a cute squirrel. All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   Close to my soul, and yet so far away. I'm going to go back there someday.