Acclaim Having completely failed at meeting up with our favorite rising star, we decided to have a short chat with some of our favorite falling stars, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. You probably remember Mary Kate and Ashley from their dual role as the monkey faced Michelle Tanner on TV's Full House. Apparently they've gone on to star in a whole big bunch of videos with each other, and they now have their own show called Two of a Kind. You know, a twin thing. 'Cause they look the same. And they're cute little kids. That's why they get to be famous. Anyhoo, if I got to meet up with them at E3, that means that they've got to have a video game out, right? I suppose I should have asked something about that... misinformer - Who are you kids? I thought nobody under 18 was allowed in the convention. Mary Kate - We're Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. misinformer - No way. Ashley - Way. Check out the badges. misinformer - Wow! Holy crap, you're really the Olsen twins! I can't believe I finally get to meet you two! You've been my favorite TV stars since you were on The Patty Duke Show! Ashley - Um... I think you're actually thinking of someone else. Mary Kate - Patty Duke, perhaps. misinformer - No... I'm pretty sure it was you guys. I've been watching that show on Nick at Nite since I was 14 years old. Ashley - We're only 14 years old, moron. misinformer - So the conference's minimum age restriction doesn't apply to famous TV legends? Mary Kate - Famous has nothing to do with it. If you've got a twin and a set of tube tops, the world is your playpen. misinformer - Could you say "The doggie ate my owse cweam?" Ashley - Excuse me? misinformer - You know, like on Full House. Say "Unca Jesse is a meanie!" Ashley - Look mister, we don't do the Full House thing anymore, we've grown beyond that and... misinformer - Oooh! Oooh! Do "How wude!" He he! That was always my favorite. Ashley - Okay now, that wasn't even us, that was Jodie Sweetin... misinformer - Hey, I've got a tape recorder here in my bag, would you guys record a message for my answering machine? You know, something like "This is Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Marcus isn't here to take your call, and the doggie ate my owse cweam." Ashley - Security! Mary Kate - Take a chill pill, Ash. I think he's kind of cute. misinformer - Oooh, oooh, then say "You're in big trouble mist... excuse me? Mary Kate - Have you ever got your groove on with twins before, misinformant? misinformer - You're only 14 years old! You're not even legal. Mary Kate - Together we're 28. We're practically in our sexual prime. misinformer - I thought you two were married to Dick Van Dyke? Ashley - Oh for God's sake, that wasn't even Patty Duke, that was Mary Tyler Moore. misinformer - You sure know a lot about '60s TV for an alleged 14 year old. Mary Kate - Well, we've kind of been in hiding since Billboard Dad... < Back     All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   The doggie ate my owse cweam!