Fox Interactive Our goal numero uno at E3 this year was to see if we could find our close personal friend and soon to be major motion picture star Mitchell Bourg. misinformer - Hey! What gives? None of you are Mitchell Bourg! Especially you! Captive Man - Mitchell who? misinformer - Bourg. Mitchell Bourg. Captive Woman 2 - No, the Borg are Star Trek, they're over there. misinformer - No, not Borg, BOURG! Mitchell Bourg. He was here in a cage last year. Do any of you filthy primates remember him? Monkey 1 - Filthy primates? Why you humans are the filthy... misinformer - Yeah, whatever. Any of you guys know a Bourg? Monkey 2 - Dude, the agency just called all of us this morning and hooked us up with this Ape thing. Do you have any questions about the game, or what? misinformer - Um, okay. How about this: is this game ever going to come out, or are you just going to be at every E3 from now on with stacked women in beaver pelts promoting it? Captive Woman 1 - Hey! Watch it. Captive Woman 2 - Yeah! These aren't beaver! misinformer - Huh huh... huh huh huh... Monkey 1 - Huh huh huh... huh huh... Monkey 3 - Huh huh ... huh huh huh... misinformer - Wait, this sucks. I'm outie. < Back     All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   If you know the whereabouts of Mitchell Bourg, please email the editor.