Simon & Schuster Interactive Alright, I admit I've done my share of "cooler than thou" soapboxing this week, but all that is going to end, right here, and right now. I stood on line for an hour to meet a Star Trek character. But not just any Star Trek character, no sir. I waited an hour to see Nana Visitor (aka Deep Space Nine's Major/Colonel Kira), the sexxiest, most babealicious extra-terrestrial this side of the green chick that Kirk scored with. As some of you remember (and others of you have worked hard to forget), Kira was my own personal addition to the "Why it's Good to Date" Webring. I still feel stupider for having written that. Before we get to the interview, I for some reason feel compelled to throw in the two cents of some of our more persistent, and well... thick headed fans. To: misinformer.com From: frackard@yahoo.com Subject: Something wrong? Hi there, I've been a fan of Misinformer.com (and the Generic Web Page) for quite some time. I was just wondering at what point you were going to start interviewing the spokesmodels like last year. I enjoyed reading and re-reading that feature many times while the wife was away. Gary Coleman just ain't cutting it. Your friend, Frank Rackard To: misinformer.com From: thesawman@hotmail.com Subject: WHERES THE BABES? THIS BLOWS! WHERE'S THE HOT MAMACITAS! SHOW SOME BOOBIES! YOU SUCK! -- SAWYER! LISTEN! Read my text! I didn't interview the women this year! We're doing something ALL NEW! If you want to see naughty bits, GO TO A PORN SITE! Geez! misinformer - Dude! You're totally BLONDE! Nana Visitor - Um... yes, "totally" blonde. misinformer - Have you always been blonde? Nana Visitor - No, it's for my new job. I'm starring in a musical, it's Chicago. misinformer - Oh I know! As Roxie Hart, right? Nana Visitor - Yes! I'm Roxie! Have you seen the show? misinformer - Seen it! Are you kidding? Choreography by Anne Reinking in the style of Bob Fosee? Sister, I liked it so much my last name is Har... no, I haven't seen it. I'm straight. Nana Visitor - Wow! It's so unexpected when a Kira fan actually knows me as Roxie! misinformer - This is weird. You don't have red hair or a ridged nose. You're not the woman I fell in love with! Nana Visitor - What was your favorite song in the show? misinformer - Stop it! Stop it! You'll always be Kira to me! You don't put up with any shit from Ferengis and you have sex with Odo! Nana Visitor - Oh come on, which one? misinformer - *sob* "Me and my Baby" made me weep. Nana Visitor - That's my favorite too! You must really love showtunes! misinformer - Look, I've gotta go. There's a... I need to drink some beer and watch football or something... Nana Visitor - Did you see me in Gypsy? misinformer - Rrrrr... must resist... Nana Visitor - How about 42nd Street? misinformer - Rrrrrrr... OKAY! Let's get this over with! Nana Visitor - "In the heart of little ol' New York, You'll find a thoroughfare..." misinformer - "It's the part of little ol' New York, That runs into Times Square..." Nana Visitor - "If you've got a little time to spare, I'd like to take you there..." misinformer - "Come and meet those dancing feet, On the avenue I'm takin' you to..." misinformer and Nana Visitor- "Forty-second Street!" Nana Visitor - That was terrific! misinformer - What are you all looking at!? I came here because I think she's HOT! I like women! I'm a... my life is a lie... < Back     All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   What?! Just because I know who Bob Fosee is doesn't make me gay! Oh wait... yes it does.