var part1 = new Array("I hope you don't mind, but ", "Say, if you'd like, ", "I'll tell you what, ", "You know what I think? ", "Hey, ", "I'm starting to get tired, and ", "We're almost at our exit, and ", "I'm lonely. ", "I am just so content here, and ", "You're an amazing driver, ");

  var part2 = new Array("I got a little bored, and ", "I could drive if you're tired, and ", "you're my best friend ever, and ", "I really like your car, and ", "I'll continue my silence now, but ", "you can let me out anywhere man, ", "I should pay 2/3 of your gas, and ", "I'm leaving you in my will, and of course", "have a paycheck here for you, and");

  var part3 = new Array("I tidied my side of the car for you.", "I just vaccuumed the backseat.", "I want you to know I owe you one, pal.", "I'm going to name my kid after you.", "one of those scooters is yours, dude.");

  var part4 = new Array("Hey, listen to me when I'm talking to you... ", "I can't believe I've been talking for 7 hours and I still have so much energy! ", "Chicks dig me Sissy Boy, and so will you. ", "Listen, I know you're a little slow, so I'll paraphrase everything from now on. ", "Hey Dickhead, ", "I can't believe I'm not asleep after 5 renditions of \"95 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!\" ", "You know, most people can't stand my harmonica playing, but you're different, and ", "Do you wanna snuggle me? ", "Dude, if I watch for long enough, I can see your facial hair growing, and  That doesn't bother you, does it?  Me just staring at your cheek for hours? ", "You drive like my grandmom, and she's dead. ");

 var part5 = new Array("I peeled a good chunk of your dashboard vinyl off here, and  ", "I'm sorry I've been trying to help you steer without warning you first, and ", "I was wondering if me climbing out onto the roof while you were driving is bothering you, and ", "after 5000 miles, you'd think you could've jacked something nicer to pick me up in... ", "I'm going to teach myself how to emit a 60Hz tone, right now, and ", "I meant to tell you that at the last rest stop, I let a small family of street-dwellards take up residence in your trunk, oh and ", "Do you have any money for when I get hungry, 'cause it's gonna be pretty soon now, and ", "my seat is entirely soaked man, I couldn't hold it anymore, and ", "I don't know why you won't try my \"blindfolded driving,\" you wuss, and oh yeah, ");

  var part6 = new Array("I've been slowly painting the passenger door with a Sharpie marker.  I'm sure you'll agree this will help us remember which side is mine.", "you remember how I was telling you that the back seats were removable, and you seemed impressed?  Well, how would you feel about going back to that rest stop on the Nevada/California border...?", "crap, I forgot my wallet this time.  Weelll, let's turn around, AGAIN...", "hypothetically speaking, how upset would you be if someone glued your vents shut, and maybe one of your ashtrays as well?", "I'm sorry I thought you had those non-puncture tires, alright?  But you have to admit, that was pretty funny, huh?  Remember the look on your face when it exploded?  Ha ha!  Oh man, my sides are killing me still.  You looked so upset.  That's comedy, I tell you...");

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	document.MarcTranslator.combined.value = part1[document.MarcTranslator.part1.value] + part2[document.MarcTranslator.part2.value] + part3[document.MarcTranslator.part3.value];

	document.MarcTranslator.translated.value = part4[document.MarcTranslator.part1.value] + part5[document.MarcTranslator.part2.value] + part6[document.MarcTranslator.part3.value];
  }