Like a tick on Carrot Top's scalp, the finances here at misinformer.com have been diving deeper and deeper into the red. Lately our severe lack of fundage has started to take its toll on day to day activities around here.
First we stopped getting free sodas in the fridge every morning. Soon after, all long distance numbers were blocked from our phones. Last week we were told we were only allowed to use electricity between the hours of twelve and one. This morning I got this pathetic, wheezing phone call from Marcus, whining about how he sold one of his kidneys to this girl that he met at a party, and how he needed me to haul his bony ass out of an ice-filled bathtub and to the hospital.
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