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June 11th, 2001
Sorry for the temporary lapse in the ha ha, folks. Last week the west coast misinformants finally got the good sense to leave their grossly inadequate, 72 year old Burbank bungalow to relocate to a newer, only mildly inadequate facility in Los Angeles propa. Now as we wait for Earthstink to re-connect our broadband lines, we're gonna spend the next two hours choking a Quicktime movie up our 28.8 dialup so that you can see for yourself why...
By Marcus
I remember a time when I thought Survivor II was just the coolest thing in the world. A day when I wished I could be eating bugs and smelling Kimmi and getting my backside groped by Jeff. Yes, I remember it as if it was only... well, a month ago.
I am soooo over Survivor now. Survivor III can kiss my ass. And I'm not just saying that because I'm bitter that I won't be there.
Yep, it's true. The ol' Editor in Chief put in a reel to the good folks at CBS in an attempt to get onto next season's African adventure. I went and got myself a passport and everything. Not that it will be of any use to me NOW, since I don't need it to get into Mexico, and I can't think of any other countries that you can go to and come back with a suitcase full of cheap Kahlua.
One cold, wet March afternoon, SPUNKY, Amanda, and myself disappeared into the mountain trails of Wildwood Park for a day of special effects photography of a professional quality not seen since Sid and Marty Krofft made the opening titles to Land of the Lost.
Using his thinkin' machine super computer, SPUNKY turned an hour and a half of crappy raw footage into just three amazing minutes of crappy finished movie.
Click the appropriate image to download the Quicktime movie of your choice. Actually, they're both exactly the same. I don't know why I put up two thumbnails.
If you don't have Quicktime... geez, just go download it, you freakin' digital hermit.
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