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As we walked around town, we noticed that there seemed to be something called a "Tim Hortons" about every two and a half blocks. I'm not kidding. There were enough Tim Hortons in Niagara Falls alone to make Starbucks' franchising efforts look lazy and halfhearted.
Dedicated to understanding Canada at its basest level, we ventured inside. Tim Hortons turned out to be a sub shop/donut store. Sure it sounds like a good idea at first, but after you've crammed a foot of cucumber and cream cheese on a roll followed by half a dozen chocolate glazed land mines down your greedy throat, your colon begins to tell quite a different story.
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