The next day we were stripped of our uniforms and dumped unceremoniously next to the Canadian horseshoe falls. It's hard to put into words the heart stopping majesty of Niagara Falls. Imagine your entire field of vision filled with millions of gallons of falling water, as your insides gently resonate on the roar like you're standing in front of the Marshall stacks at an AC/DC show. Now imagine that it's flanked by hot Japanese tourist chicks that have been soaked to the skin by the heavy mist flying in the unpredictable winds. Together, they truly make Niagara Falls one of the wonders of the world. We had initially planned to take a closer look aboard the famous "Maid of the Mist" tour boats, but this image scared us straight from that idea. "I don't understand," Amanda had said, eyes in accusing slits, "Why is it, exactly, that you're afraid of the little rainbow boat?" < Back   Next > All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   I know you mist me blind...