August 20th, 2001 "It's a time of great discovery," the misinformants said on Sunday evening, when the events first became evident."We're damn excited at the find, but we're also a little nervous about what this might mean for the future of our online home. We have fans, and they've come to expect a For access to the 1000's of photos of web cam girls, click on the button marked "I'm touching my hot wet and humorous content." As "exciting" as the misinformants claim the find to be, it does spell out a disasterous shift in the techtonics surrounding their little niche on the web. "We've already lost a few features, and Caster lost his nudie pics... well, most of them." Marc, the chief editor of misinformer.com went on to say that " misinformerosion! By Gary It's just the most amazingly horrible thing ever to hit misinformer.com. When we purchased our domain name and got ourselves a web host, never in our wildest dreams did we realize we were buying a plot on the internet equivalent of an Indian burial ground. "This place has more problems than a full scale zoo and a theme park!" Marc was heard to say early Monday morning, as news of the leaks, or leaks of the news flew to all the corners of the misinformer universe. Since late Sunday night, data has been falling into what one really geeky scientist is already calling "digital sinkholes." Milton Gravely, noted website stability expert, locksmith, and author of the book "Gravely Situations: When Data Does the Digital Mudslide" explained that what's happening here isn't entirely unique. "The problem" Gravely divulged, "is that naive rubes like these [misinformants] don't bother doing any homework, and they get sold haunted property by less-than-scrupulous web-lords. If it had been my nickel, you can be darn sure I would've done a little investigative digging before sitting my fat cushy bottom down on what I can only think to call that part where Indiana Jones has to 'walk in the footsteps of the Lord.' Remember that in the third movie? And those pieces of floor kept falling out? That's what this is like." Marc told reporters early this morning that although in several instances the missing parts and the ancient websites that are peeking through are actually in most instances serving to "make misinformer.com funnier," it can't be allowed to continue. "What if we lose the postcard script!?" Gary was heard to utter over intermittent sobs. Apparently the two months he spent writing the cgi code was like an extended date to him, and he feels any corruption will be like watching a lover get, quote: "filled with holes, like that one girl I dated who went hunting and held the shotgun the wrong way. HAhahHahh! Oh, I'm sorry. This is serious." The group has stated that they're thinking of buying out some local porn sites, mulching them, and using the hot, steaming wads of stuff to pack in their holes. "Then we'll paint over that in our normal yellow - most people probably won't notice," said Timb, who declined further comment, closing the conversation with "I've gotta go dudes, I've made myself horny again..." Thankfully, the top and side frames, which are hosted from folders not yet hit by this disaster are remaining intact. "It would be a real disaster if people like, clicked on stuff, and you know, and like, nothing happened!?," said Trixie, star of the misinformer house band. She continued her train of thought with "...or... oh my god! What if they clicked and it like, took them someplace bad!! Like what if it sends people over to www.mindandspirit.com!? We've got to fix this, and fast!" No word yet as to how we're supposed to actually take care of this mess. All the misinformants can say is that we're here to stay, unless we have to move. But if we do, we'll make sure you can still find us by typing in www.charlesincharge.com, just like our founding fathers did. All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   Send help!!!