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You know, you really can't do enough here at home to prevent terrorism. For example, a good way to scare the terrorists is to put American flag stickers all over your car, and show off slogans like "Osama Bin Laden can Eat my Ass" next to a picture of Calvin pissing on his turban. Affirmative action like this is what will ultimately prevent another terrible tragedy like what we witnessed on 9-11.
But now, on to the point. In every war era, and even in some socio-political situations, there is often a theme song. I was surprised that there really isn't a song for Dubya's war on terrorism. As in the case of the breakout of Anthrax last year, I have once again decided to step forward and offer my musical talents to give strength and comfort to this great nation.
My offering is a proud and affirming heartland number entitled "Patriotic T-Shirt", and it's a red-blooded American's perspective on the domestic security efforts here at home. Bruce Springsteen would no doubt be rolling in his grave... if he were dead.
Be proud, America! And God bless us.
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