This Fourth of July, enjoy your independence the way that the founding fathers intended: By getting drunk, eating wieners, and watching Will Smith blow shit up and kick serious alien ass!
It's the Fourth of July weekend, and everybody is just itchin' to see Will Smith rock n' roll with another feel-good, alien-slaughtering laugh fest. Hopefully, this means that we'll have a whole summer of Clearchannel cramming the newest smash-hit Will Smith movie theme down our throats every ten to fifteen seconds.
Have you noticed how Will makes a song for each summer movie he's in?
Men in Black? Big hit song.
Wild Wild West? Ditto.
But what about his break-thru film, Independence Day? Nothing!
Remember Independence Day? It was like the prequel to Men In Black, before they ditched that lame Jeff Goldblum for the deadpan ass-kicker, Tommy Lee Jones. That's my explanation for this photo, anyway. I sure as hell wouldn't willingly put my head on Jeff Goldblum.
Because that inconsiderate Fresh Prince has neglected to lay down a track to commemorate this great movie/American holiday, I figured I'd help a brotha out, pick up the slack, and make this song for him.