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You know, Chuck E. Cheese used to have class.

Back in his heyday, Charles Edward Cheese didn't have to be a "radical dude" like they make him out to be today.

He was a gentleman. He wore a bowler hat and a bow tie. He welcomed you into his Pizza Emporium with a sense of refined dignity, such as one might find in an exotic and classy place such as... I don't know, Europe.

Even when Chuck was playing baseball or basketball, his sense of dedication to world issues was still at the forefront, as he only played for charity, on teams organized by the Commission for Environmental Cooperation.

Also included are Jasper T. Jowels, a banjo plucking hound dog, and Mr. Munch, a guy who looks like Grimace on crack rock.

And as an extra bonus, we're also throwing in Chuck's little known younger brother Gim P. Cheese.