December 13th, 2002 I remember back when I was a kid, I’d get up at 4 AM Christmas morning and run into Mom and Dad’s room screaming, “Santa’s been here! Santa’s been here! And he murdered the dog!” Of course we never had a dog, and I was using the suggestion that said imaginary dog had been slaughtered purely as a scare tactic to jolt my parents out of bed and into the living room so that I could get at my presents. Needless to say, this technique only worked for one year. After that, their bedroom door remained steadfastly bolted and deaf to all cries until at least noon. To fill these hours upon hours of anxious waiting, WPIX TV in New York used to show a little program known as Yule Log. Yule Log was just that. It was a worn-out, scratchy old film of a large, homey fireplace hearth that burned commercial-free for however many hours it took for somebody at the station to actually come into work that day. It used to keep me spellbound. One year I watched it for three straight hours to see if it would ever burn out. Coincidentally, that was also the year I discovered peppermint schnapps. The kids today, however, expect more out of their holiday viewing than just a crackling log with some ancient, warbling, public domain recordings of Christmas carols played over it. They expect... misinformer.com's Platinum Series Special Edition Widescreen Criterion Collection Yule Log DVD By Marcus Amazon.com Editorial Review: Move over, Frosty! Take a hike, Rudolph! Stay under a blanket of forgotten obscurity, Snow Miser! This year Misinformer Video is warming hearts and blowing minds with their all new holiday cyber-treasure, misinformer.com's Platinum Series Special Edition Widescreen Criterion Collection Yule Log DVD. Executive produced by Paul Verhoeven (Starship Troopers, Showgirls), and directed by Mark Jones (Leprechaun, Leprechaun 4: In Space, Leprechaun in the Hood), misinformer's Yule Log has brought together some of the industry’s most innovative and visionary minds. Filmed over the course of eight months on location in New Zealand and Venezuela, the passion and intensity of Yule will whisk you away from your holiday stresses, to a magical place where you can sit back and relax next to a warm, crackling fireplace, on television. Special DVD Features: Director’s Commentary Alternate Audio Tracks Exclusive Music Video Interviews with the Stars Hilarious Outtakes Discount Coupon for misinformer.com's Platinum Series Special Edition Widescreen Criterion Collection Aquarium DVD Special Preview Clips: (Click to view. Quicktime 397k.) Director's Commentary! (Click to view. Quicktime 511k.) Exclusive Music Video! (Click to view. Quicktime 303k.) Interviews with the Stars! (Click to view. Quicktime 397k.) Alternate Audio Tracks! (Click to view. Quicktime 251k.) Hilarious Outtakes! All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   Ho ho ho! It's Chriz-niz-mas in the hiz-ouse, and we're wiz-atchin' up the fiz-ireplace!