<< User SPUNKY has logged in >>
marcus: S'up, dawg?
SPUNKY: I drew
this new Misty. She's a cupid.
marcus: Okay, but what does that have to do with Yule Logs?
SPUNKY: Well... nothing actually. I was just thinking that since it was *February* and all, maybe you'd want to write a new feature. One about Valentine's Day, perhaps.
marcus: Ah yes, new features... I remember when we used to do new features. I remember it like it was yesterday. Or January, even. To my credit though, the web site has fallen to the wayside because I've been pushing ahead full throttle on my comedy adventure novel The Oblivion Society.
SPUNKY: Yeah, I know that, you shamelessly self-promotional retard.
marcus: No, I mean it. For real this time, unlike during the "misinformer hiatus," when I said I was going to stop working on the site to finish the book, and then got drunk instead.
SPUNKY: Look, no one is faulting you. I'd much rather read this theoretical "book" you've been promising for the last four years than some misinformer crap like "the top 10 people I'm not having sex with tomorrow or anytime soon". But what about the other kids? Why aren't they writing any new features?
marcus: Well, let's see. Of course, as you know, Gary is in prison.
SPUNKY: Again.
marcus: And Timb is back in rehab.
SPUNKY: Heroin?
marcus: Opium this time. He's branching out. What about Mindy?
SPUNKY: We're not exactly speaking. She's gotten really into selling Amway, and I had to block her number from my phone.
marcus: Good idea, I've got a closet full of shampoo from my last encounter with her. And I haven't seen Trixie since she quit the band to go back to meteorology school.
SPUNKY: Oh yeah, that's right. I saw her doing the weather on Channel 14 last Thursday. But what about Caster?
marcus: He doesn't come online much since his Playstation 3 article started hitting the gamer boards.
SPUNKY: Why is that?
<< User rcaster1138 has logged in >>
rcaster1138: Hey fellas, I'm gonna make a new screen name. Which do you like better, "DarthShatnerTNG" or "JanewayH8tr"?
<< User PS2roxxors has logged in >>
PS2roxxors: you are so retarded the playstation3 will not look anything like this you nerd.
rcaster1138: Jesus, I can't log on for five seconds before you people are...
PS2roxxors: your gay you big sissy nerd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the ps3 doesn't look anything like that.
rcaster1138: Yeah, I know. To the untrained eye, it almost seems like I wrote the whole thing as a joke...
PS2roxxors: freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
<< User Dreamcast4EVR has logged in >>
Dreamcast4EVR: Could you send me a picture of the playstation 3 how its going to look like when its goin to come out in stores please.
rcaster1138: According to my sources at Sony, the PS3 will look something like this. They haven't completely figured out what colors/flavors it will come in yet, but this is the basic concept.
