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March 4th, 2003

Sometimes you get an email that makes you feel like you just met the coolest person ever.

This is one of those emails.

Why is Machael Myers evil?
By Marcus

To: misreviews@misinformer.com
From: Alejandra Poma
Subject: Halloween V

My name is Alejandra Poma

Why is Machael Myers evil? Why did he want to kill his sister and Lurie Stroge? ( I think I didn't spell her name correctly, sorry) What does the H stand for in H20? I'm a little confused dosen't Lurie Stroge have a dauther?

Please anwser all my questions

Alejandra

Thank you

To: Alejandra Poma
From: Marcus Alexander Hart
Subject: Re: Halloween V

> My name is Alejandra Poma

Really?

> Why is Machael Myers evil?

I think it all started somewhere around Austin Powers 2. He sacrificed his creativity for the sake of a fat paycheck.

That just made him a sell out though, it didn't make him evil.

He turned evil when he made Austin Powers 3.

> Why did he want to kill his sister and Lurie Stroge?

His sister and Lurie Stroge were two thirds of the famous comedy trio "The Three Stroges." Myers was always a fan of the Marks Brothers, and as such he wanted to try to kill off the competition.

> What does the H stand for in H20?

Hydrogen.

> I'm a little confused dosen't Lurie Stroge have a dauther?

I'm sorry, do you mean deodar? A tall cedar (Cedrus deodara) native to the Himalaya Mountains and having drooping branches and dark bluish-green leaves, often with white, light green, or yellow new growth in cultivars?

If that's what you mean, then yes. She does have a deodar. It was a gift from the studio when she and the other Stroges won the Academy Award for "Sing a Song of Six Pants."

> Please anwser all my questions

I've answered your questions, now please answer mine.

What is the deal with those jellybeans that are supposed to taste like popcorn? Does anybody actually like those?

I ordered a pizza 45 minutes ago. Where the hell is it?

How come they can sell something in the store called "brown gravy"? Brown isn't a flavor. What is brown supposed to taste like?

Thank you.

-- m

To: Marcus Alexander Hart
From: Alejandra Poma
Subject: Re: Halloween V

Me again Alejandra Poma

What is the deal with those jellybeans that are sopposed to taste like popcorn? Does anybody actually like those?

I've never heared of that kind of popcorn. Maybe people do like them they do sound kind of good, dosen't it sound good to you?

I ordered a pizza 45 minutes ago. where the hell is it?

If you didn't get your pizza yet then why don't you call again and ask why it's taking so long. That's what I would do.

How come they sell something in the store called brown gravy? Brown isn't a flavor. what is brown supposed to taste like?

Brown gravy ? never heard of that either. Actually brown is a flavor, why? because haven't you heard of choclate? and it's brown isn't it? Brown is supose to taste like choclate... I think.

It was fun anwsering your questions, bye
Alejandra

To: Alejandra Poma
From: Marcus Alexander Hart
Subject:Re: Halloween V

> Me again Alejandra Poma

Hey Alejandra!

Thanks for answering my questions!

You are awesome!

I'm putting you on my web page!

-- m


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