March 18th, 2003 Fans of misinformer.com are a tenacious bunch. They're not the kind of people that will put up with a lapse in weekly updates without standing up and screaming "UPDATE BITCH!" Sometimes in over a dozen emails a day. We don't want to leave you hangin', so we've turned the reins over to our favorite M.C. with A.I., misinformer's comedy supercomputer, the Hilaritron 5000TM. The ol' HT5K will now entertain you with his own binary brand of algorithmically approximated anecdotes. Buried With Bert Randomly generated by the Hilaritron 5000TM I can't escape the grip of the Freddy vs. Jason movie. I love it like Tom Cruise loves men. Anyway, it seems like a great place to get dysentery, that's all I'm sayin'. It's very much like the time I was at the comic shop and the Zig Zag Man varnished my cabinet. As either the joker, the smoker, or the midnight toker once lied, "I always wished I had been born a woman." All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   "The ol' gut can't take much more Del Taco, that's for sure."