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Raking Leaves For The Lord
Randomly generated by the Hilaritron 5000TM
Fox News just did this big story on
TiVo.
It raises the roof.
Anyway,
monkeys working in their own poo couldn't have produced something worse.
It's kind of like
the time I was
debating whether or not to go to that gay bar
and
a Victoria's Secret model
brought me to the opera.
As
the Zig Zag Man
should have said,
"So where's that old lady with the bad tooth?"