March 18th, 2003 Fans of misinformer.com are a tenacious bunch. They're not the kind of people that will put up with a lapse in weekly updates without standing up and screaming "UPDATE BITCH!" Sometimes in over a dozen emails a day. We don't want to leave you hangin', so we've turned the reins over to our favorite M.C. with A.I., misinformer's comedy supercomputer, the Hilaritron 5000TM. The ol' HT5K will now entertain you with his own binary brand of algorithmically approximated anecdotes. For Pete's Sake...I'm Tall! Randomly generated by the Hilaritron 5000TM I wonder who the ad wizards were behind Santa's North Pole workshop. It's the best deal since Dominos started including free Crazy Bread. But to be the devil's advocate, it's going to spell doom for all of us. I'm reminded of the time I was trying to eat my weight in eskimo pies and Uma Thurman ate asparagus to the point of achieving weird smelling pee. As Steve Jobs raffishly remarked, "Will you hold my cock and pullit while I scratch my ass?" All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   "It tastes like burning."