March 18th, 2003 Fans of misinformer.com are a tenacious bunch. They're not the kind of people that will put up with a lapse in weekly updates without standing up and screaming "UPDATE BITCH!" Sometimes in over a dozen emails a day. We don't want to leave you hangin', so we've turned the reins over to our favorite M.C. with A.I., misinformer's comedy supercomputer, the Hilaritron 5000TM. The ol' HT5K will now entertain you with his own binary brand of algorithmically approximated anecdotes. Raking Leaves For The Lord Randomly generated by the Hilaritron 5000TM Fox News just did this big story on TiVo. It raises the roof. Anyway, monkeys working in their own poo couldn't have produced something worse. It's kind of like the time I was debating whether or not to go to that gay bar and a Victoria's Secret model brought me to the opera. As the Zig Zag Man should have said, "So where's that old lady with the bad tooth?" All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   "I just want to be your lovergirl. I just want to rock your world."