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Buried With Bert
Randomly generated by the Hilaritron 5000TM
I can't escape the grip of
the Freddy vs. Jason movie.
I love it like Tom Cruise loves men.
Anyway,
it seems like a great place to get dysentery, that's all I'm sayin'.
It's very much like
the time I was
at the comic shop
and
the Zig Zag Man
varnished my cabinet.
As
either the joker, the smoker, or the midnight toker
once lied,
"I always wished I had been born a woman."