August 7th, 2003 As you probably know, humorless, robot California Governor Gray Davis is currently in danger of being recalled from his office in October, hopefully to be replaced by someone who is more fun to watch on TV. But who? First Arnold Schwarzenegger threw his hat into the ring, then Gary Coleman, and now Larry Flynt, Gallagher, D.L. Hughley and Angelyne. Jeez, who isn't running for Governor around here? Why just this morning as I picked up my coffee at the Shell, I was accosted by candidate after hopeful candidate hoping to be... The Recall Governor of California By Marcus - Vote Dana Carvey - Am I not turtley enough to be your turtle Governor? Turtle turtle? - Vote Robert Patrick - Because I was in a Terminator movie too. - Vote Paul from The Wonder Years - Because I didn't grow up to be Marilyn Manson, alright? - Vote Ronald Regan - I don't Recall. - Vote Lawnmower Man - Because I AM GOD HERE! - Vote Mike Myers - Because if I'm in office, I can't make any more movies! SHAGADELLIC! OH BEHAVE! DOES THAT MAKE YOU HORNY? - Vote Britney Spears - Because I want to close up that last 2% of media coverage that's not currently about me. - Vote Tony Danza - Because I'm not doing anything else right now. - Vote A Handsome Fruit Basket - Because it can't do a worse job than Gray Davis. - Vote Ben Affleck - Because I'm so fuckin' perfect. - Vote Ralph Nader - I'm just trying to spoil the election for the handsome fruit basket. - Vote Mayor McCheese - He's got the integrity. He's got the experience. He's got the special sauce. - Vote Ray Davis - Because it's not just a fake mustache. All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   Vote for me, I'm Sandra Dee...