October 7th, 2003 As the world now knows, California state law contains an obscure provision that allows the people to recall an unpopular Governor and replace him or her with an unqualified action movie star. What you may not know, however, is that according to that same law, when replaced in office, the ex-Governor must take over his successor's former job as well. Hey, it's the law. And you wondered why Davis conceded defeat with less than 50% of the precincts reporting... Gray Davis's New Career By Marcus The critics are raving for Gray Davis in Terminator 4! "Sigh. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride..." - Cruz Bustamante "I never wanted to be in Terminator 4. Seriously." - Arianna Huffington "Am I in the movie this time? No? Not even close? Oh well, see you in 2006." - Bill Simon "What California needs is a Terminator with brains, beauty, and leadership." - Georgy Russell "What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?" - Mary Carey "Hahaha! Woooo! I can't believe you fell for this! Oh no! Please don't recall me! Please, let me clean up this state! Haha! Sayonara, chumps!" - Gray Davis All content © 1999-2007 misinformer.com.   Screw this state. I'm moving to Nevada where they don't have laws.