What's Under The Giftwrap?

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December 18^th, 2000

Okay, first present, nothing too tricky here. The drill goes:

1) figure out what it is
2) click on one of the guesses below
3) click the "TEAR IT OPEN!" button to find out

dimensions weight when shaken

arms' length, knee-high 15-25 lbs. emits a faint, deep rattle

\Your Guess:

a professional futuristic remote-controlled car

a decorative elephant tusk

a synth keyboard (and we're looking at the side of it)